I opened the door Friday night to let in a friend and two of his kids, and his son (around 1st grade) greeted me with this:
You’re skinny now!
Of course, he said this in a big, loud voice, and everyone in the room heard, lol.
Heard in the car as Hubby was talking to the Things about how loud they’d been that morning on the way to church:
It’s not OUR fault we’re kids!