Overheard
1:28 a.m., Tuesday, my cell phone rings. Assuming it’s an emergency, I scramble out of bed & across the room to answer it. Before answering, I check to see who’s calling, and it just says “Number Withheld”. I answer, and this conversation ensues:
Erica: Hello?
Mystery Man: I would reallly like a piece of pie right now.
Erica: [Click]
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