A Joke
Thing Two loves to tell jokes - she’s not always good at it, but she loves it, and she never fails to crack herself up. This is her newest joke, learned from her friend Lauren.
Three men go to the priest because they want to be blessed. The priest tells them that they must first do something bad before he can bless them, so they go off to do something bad.
The first man comes back. “What did you do?” “I stole something from a store.” The priest then sprinkles holy water on him and blesses him.
The second man comes back. “What did you do?” “I punched someone in the face.” The priest then sprinkles holy water on him and blesses him.
The third man comes back. “What did you do?” “I peed in the holy water….”
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