Scheming
To a 10-year-old girl, this room looks acceptably clean. To her parents, it does NOT.
Clearly, it’s time for another purge. I was thinking that I would do what my mom did to me and do a thorough cleaning and purge while she’s at Outdoor Ed, but that’s not until January. If I have to wait that long, either the Health Department will condemn her room or there will be bloodshed. It definitely has to get fixed up before Christmas. Anybody out there got any tricks for getting fifth-grade girls to clean their rooms, or do I need to call up Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle?
Clearly, it’s time for another purge. I was thinking that I would do what my mom did to me and do a thorough cleaning and purge while she’s at Outdoor Ed, but that’s not until January. If I have to wait that long, either the Health Department will condemn her room or there will be bloodshed. It definitely has to get fixed up before Christmas. Anybody out there got any tricks for getting fifth-grade girls to clean their rooms, or do I need to call up Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle?










