[Heard at the baby shower on Sunday night.]
Victor: Would any of you like some cake?
Erica: No, thanks.
Hubby: (Lifts sweater, exposing undershirt-clad belly. Sticks belly out, rubs it in a circle.) Do I look like I need any cake?
Victor: Uh, no.
Victor’s Dad: (cringing) Later, I’ll tell you what the correct answer to that question was.
Erica: The correct answer is, “Yes! Everyone needs cake.”….By the way, how old are you Victor?
Erica: Yupp, that’s what I thought.